(Discussing the possible reaction John will have to Sherlock’s return)
Me: Personally, I would pretty ticked off at Sherlock. Imagine it; you’ve abandoned me for 3 years, all alone, in the dark, with no explanation whatsoever, and now you just come back and expect me to understand? Who do you think you are?
Mom: ♪Who do you think you are? ♫
Me: *eyes widen* ♫Running ‘round leaving scars… ♪
Together: ♪Collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart!♫
Me: Oh dear Lord…
Together: ♫You’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul♪
Mom: I know.
Together: ♪So don’t come back for me, who do you think you are?♫
We then proceeded to sit in silence contemplating what would happen if John was so hurt by Sherlock’s absence that he couldn’t find it within himself to understand or forgive him, leaving Sherlock crushed and full of regret.